1. peachyhzt:

    and as the proverb says, ”better yehet today than kkaebsong tomorrow.”

  2. minxiekitten:

    raubbenhood:

    Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

    WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

  3. youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

    youknowyouarerussianwhen:

    This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

  4. scythfi-writer:

    raddlest:

    those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them

    image

    Chances are that two people who reblogged this were thinking about each other

    (Source: raddlest)

  5. ink-thehorizon:

    *cough* have sex with me *cough*

  6. (Source: seoulers)

  7. gothlolita:

    im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

    (Source: 26px)

  8. purple-elephants-everywhere:

    penaltybox:

    IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

    I can’t even do that

  9. 130115 Golden Disc Award
    © lollypolly | Please do not edit/crop/remove the watermark.

    (Source: ifntjjong)

  10. jaclcfrost:

    awesomeartist15:

    jaclcfrost:

    if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent

    Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?

    no of course not don’t be ridiculous

    i will have huge fairy wings

  11. moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

    iamtonysexual:

    sherlock-mania:

    remember-pants-terezi:

    heyxkids:

    YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

    FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

    ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

    I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

    H E L P

    Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

    what have you done

    We think in concepts

    Concepts have no volume

    Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

  12. iheartjgv:

jeezuz so sexy

    iheartjgv:

    jeezuz so sexy

    (Source: this-bi-guy)