1. sadnessandpuns:

    On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

  2. when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

    (Source: patheticforever)

  3. (Source: myridiel)

  4. (Source: pleatedjeans)

  5. (Source: bang-tans)

  6. nosdrinker:

    codeinewarrior:

    girls just wanna have f

    ood poisoning

    (Source: almondmilkpapi)

  7. Don’t kill yourself, please.

    piercethefvck:

    If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

    If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

  8. nerdinessinabluebox:

    thorthousand1:

    Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

    ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

  9. equius:

    one time i said “no hetero, no hetero” in school

    and this popular athletic straight boy sittin in front of me turned around super slow and looked at me and went “no… hetero?” in the TINIEST MOST BROKEN VOICE IMAGINABLE like he looked and sounded so timid and confused and he was looking at me like his whole life has been a lie because he realized he might be sitting near a queer person

  10. idunwin:

    melanoleuca:

    Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

    image

    image bring me the booty

    (Source: gloomyspice)

  11. blink-182-bashers:

    tom-marvolo-dildo:

    madilee23:

    skeletonflight:

    AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

    HOW ABOUT NO

    WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

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  12. binbons:

these were in my school’s emporium and I couldn’t resist

    binbons:

    these were in my school’s emporium and I couldn’t resist